Pilot/Promo transcripts

Here's promotions for Jakestar4ever's first episode, Pilot

Promo #1: Truck
Snivy Guy: Is it on?

Jakestar: Yes! Ready? Action!

Snivy Guy: Hey guys, See the premiere of our new show, Jakestar4ever, premieres March 15, 1999, Only on FO- (screams when seeing the truck heading tours him)

Narrator: Catch Yellowsville's Greatest Hits in Jakestar4ever, Premieres Monday at 5pm

Promo #2: Screams
Narrator: Are you ready for Jak-

(Clips of Other FOX show clips of screaming)

Narrator: Are you ready fo-

(More clips of Other FOX show clips of screaming)

Narrator: Are you read-

(More and more clips of Other FOX show clips of screaming)

Narrator: Are you ready for Jakestar4ever, Premieres Monday at 5pm.

Homer: Yeah.

Narrator: Well! See it on 5pm!

Homer: (sighs sadly), OK...

Promo #3: Jakestar4ever starts right now!
"NOTE: It was just a Split Screen Credits promo."Jakestar: Hello! Jakestar4ever is coming up now right after the Simpsons!

Snivy Guy: So sit back, Relax, and enjoy the randomness.

Narrator: Jakestar4ever is starting right now, Only on FOX!